starvingfartist:

so im watching kitchen nightmares and this guy sweat so bad that Ramsey ran to a store in the middle of service and bought him two sticks of deodorant 

sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay can’t swear on Masterchef Junior.

He said sugar instead

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mishawinsexster:

gordon ramsay has seen things in his time kitchen nightmaring 

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

starvingfartist:

an adult

sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay admits, that the kids are the ones swearing on Masterchef Junior, not him :)

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debra-mummified:

Yeast infections. I know it’s a nasty subject and really uncomfortable, but for something that happens relatively regularly it’s sure treated like a rare illness.

Now I’ve only actually had one (probably other minor occurrences but only one serious occurrence) in my life and it was so fucking…

this-is-why-we-need-sex-ed:

We need better sex Ed because my friend who went to catholic school is a 19 years old cis girl and she had never heard of a yeast infection until I mentioned it. I can not stress this enough, if you have a vagina you NEED to know about these & how to treat them. The lack of proper sex ed is endangering children’s physical health.

- anonymous

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

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